Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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