so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
