He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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