UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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