And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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