quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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