I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
