just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
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It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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