That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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