after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
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Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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