So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
