well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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