OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
you guys were way drunker than both of me
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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