Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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