im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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