ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
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