are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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