its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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