what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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