I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
