she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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