That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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