He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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