Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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