Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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