he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
its liver damage thursday
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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