You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
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I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
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Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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