he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Blood and glitter go together right?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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