whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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