i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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