Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
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I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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