i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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