After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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