i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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