I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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