Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
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I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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