For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
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Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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