Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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