Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Well I just put wine in my tea
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize