Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
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We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
i think im in europe. pls send help
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You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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