I hate your face
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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