Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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