did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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