Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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