that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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