Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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