they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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