just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
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I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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