I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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