STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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