is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
You're completely useless in the revolution.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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