I hate all girls vehemently.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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