dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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