who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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