im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
it glows. i had to have it.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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