Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
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not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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